chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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