Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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