If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
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The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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