I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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