Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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