i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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