Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
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just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
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Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
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