Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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