But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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