the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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