Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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