I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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