Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
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Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
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Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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