Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw