we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo