ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
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So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
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HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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