READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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