i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
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we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
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I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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