I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
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repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
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im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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