Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Randomize
