that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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