my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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