everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old