All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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