That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
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Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
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Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
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i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
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