they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
