He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
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Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
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Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
FUCK WHALES
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