Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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