Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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