I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I'm too high and old for this...
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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