Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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