His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
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I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
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Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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