TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
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Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
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I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
i believe in u and ur pee
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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