Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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