i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
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I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
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I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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