have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Panties = found
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so Iām going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Randomize
