it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
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Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
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Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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