i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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