you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
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He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
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Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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