Your tits are I can't wait for
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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