he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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