I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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