Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
BRING THE BAGELS
Randomize
