peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
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maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
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Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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