How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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