Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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