dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Just pee around me
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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