thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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