u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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