Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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