Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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