i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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