Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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