Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
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Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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