We're like a lot better than the average bears
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
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I just found puke in my bra..
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
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Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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