Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
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I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Bang-toberfest begins!!
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
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him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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