Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
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