Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
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Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
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P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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